January 2010
32 posts
Shit my teacher says...
tjslouer:
On the first day of Spring Semester classes, I met my new English 104 professor who is one of the craziest beings I’ve ever encountered…
“I’m just an adjunct professor, but I don’t like that term. It’s got the word “junk” in it.”
“Now we’re going to go around the room and say your name, your major, and what you want to be when you grow up. Don’t say you want to be rich because...
Word of the Day!
A mondegreen is the mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase, typically a standardized phrase such as a line in a poem or a lyric in a song, due to near homophony, in a way that yields a new meaning to the phrase
Thanks, Wikipedia!
Tumblarity.
WHERE IS IT!?!?!?!
DAN
hahahaha darn, it didn’t work.
But seriously, your chipmunk pictures are nothin’ compared to mine.
dothinkzebras:
youre a proper gentleman, liking my chipmunk pictures and whatnot :-]
THIS ISN’T GETTING YOU OUT OF ME CALLING YOUR MOM AND GETTING YOUR CHIPMUNKERS
Today Is The Day →
“…Freddie Mercury would feel my nuts.”
– Dean Tupper
Jesus Fucking Christ.
(via z-kag)
“StarRinger> I just thought of something
StarRinger> when you download...”
– http://qdb.us/121252
DAN DAN DAN
dothinkzebras:
oh hai :)
for you danno:
